Why you should own a set of holiday moose mugs:
- They will transfer your boring holiday party into the stuff of legend.
- Career advancement.
- Rapid weight loss for those trying to lose weight.
- Rapid muscle gain for those trying to gain muscle.
- Awesomeness.
- Re-growth of hair in bald men.
- Removal of hair in women (but only on legs, underarms, and maybe 1 or 2 other places).
- Increased intimate prowess and potency.
† The above claims were made under the influence of eggnog and should not be taken seriously.
*Made in Taiwan